I spent the night with Jamie Oliver!

Well, OK, really: Last night Tamara and I shot a segment for a new TV series the Estimable J.O. is currently working on, a tour around the US. Jamie attended one of our Sunday Night Dinners in Astoria…which, for once, was actually on a Sunday. Just like old times.

And despite there being a celebrity of world renown and a whole camera and sound crew there, and the lights turned up way too bright, it was a great deal like a regular SND. What we’d been planning to make (a whole roast lamb) was axed, because it was pouring rain all day. So we had to wing it, and even used a recipe we’d never tried before, as per usual.

As per usual, we had to chase the chatty people (well, Jamie) out of the kitchen in order to finish the food.

As per usual, half the food made it to the table before the other half, and then people were so ravenous they didn’t really notice the second half or care what its backstory was.

But the beauty of blogging is that I can tell you what I didn’t get to say last night about the food, and more:

Yesterday morning, we had a 66-pound lamb killed at our behest at Astoria Live Poultry. I got to pet it on the head, and thank it, and then later I got to direct just how its steaming carcass got cut up. I probably wouldn’t have mentioned the gorier details for the TV cameras, but I thought you’d want to know. (Sorry, no pictures, though it was highly photogenic.)

And can I just point out that this lamb is all organic and humanely treated? And it costs $3 a pound (live weight)? It drives me crazy that organic-whatever-certified meat has been built up as this unattainable elitist thing, while Mexican immigrants, devout Muslims and me are all just popping over here to pick up our tasty chickens?

Anyway, then I got to process all that meat further at home. There’s something delightful about cutting up a piece of meat and having it suddenly resemble something you’ve seen at the butcher’s: So that’s how a lamb loin chop works!

We put the boneless lamb roasts in pomegranate molasses with a garlic-herb paste (a recipe from the coming cookbook). We put the shoulders and shanks in a braise with saffron and a few warming spices, with some celery root (a recipe made up on the spot). And we took the loin chops and the little riblets and dunked them in a tempura batter and deep-fried them, and then topped them with fried rosemary and garlic (a recipe from Olives & Oranges, a cookbook I recently picked up because a friend of Peter’s co-wrote it).

We also served the terribly obvious but always satisfying salad with candied bacon. And rice pilaf with cherries. And there were baked apples with honey-nutmeg ice cream for dessert–my first time making ice cream since I gave away my ice-cream maker to Karl many years ago, and it turned out well. Vaguely made me want the appliance back, but I sobered up. Karl has done ten times more good with that thing than I ever would.

Anyway, Jamie was delightful, and I felt honored to feed him a hot meal–just a tiny bit of payback to the guy who encouraged me to make my own pasta, and find out that it really is easy. And every time I turn around, he seems to be doing something new and smart for food education–the genius Ministry of Food, most recently.

But I do want to end with a toast to the lamb, which the little guy didn’t get last night. And a toast to Astoria, my microcosm of New York, where I’ve found so much new to cook with. And to all the SND guests, including Jamie, for being such enthusiastic eaters. Many thanks for a fine evening.

6 comments

  1. Brian says:

    What a great nite!
    Thanks for an excellent meal!
    Thanks for the great conversation!

    Wait?
    Jamie was there?
    Must have missed that part of the nite.
    DAMN!

    Brian

  2. tal says:

    So happy to hear it all went swimmingly! I am bummed I missed it, though! Sounds delicious! Tell me when the show will air, eh?

  3. zora says:

    I didn’t keep the lamb pelt. Though I do have a sort of ghastly photo of it, all schlumped up in a pile with the hooves. I should’ve asked what they do with the pelts, but I didn’t feel up to tanning it or whatever you have to do. Next time.

    Incidentally, they’re now enterprising enough to sell the intestines in the front fridge case–clearly catering to the increasing Mexican clientele they have. The butcher himself was Mexican too–they used to all be Egyptian.

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