I’m not on summer break–I’m hard at work. But everyone’s favorite kitchen accessory, Sugar Duck, is on vacation, and he’s having a blast! All these postcards were “delivered” to me by Peter.
I thoooo like my new amigo, Theñor Thombrero Head! He is from Mexico. Here we are in the land of thun and fun!Why, thank you, Theñor Thombrero Head, I would like thome tequila. Whoooooo!Aw, come on Theñor Thomero Bread, let me try on your bromthero! Por favooor!!!Graciass. Don’t I looook jutht thmashing?!Yo quiero otro, bitchethz!!!Whoooo! Thith ith going to be my lasthtest! Whoo! Whooooo!Then everything got a little hazy…
[The next morning…]
I’m really not thertain why I feel so bad.
I think maybe the lime wasn’t washed or thomething.Gosh. That Mexican sun thure is bright. Maybe a Bloody Mary would help…
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In other news that makes me feel hung-over, Lonely Planet appears to have been gutted in the name of the new digital era. (Much like, oh, Frommer’s and Zagat–and that worked out so well.) More on that later. Sigh.
Ha! Traveling Sugar Duck sure likes to party. Wonder where he’ll end up next.
I’m so sorry about Lonely Planet. Blergh.