Whoo-ee. Just chugged my white-trash frappucino (or ghetto frap, depending
on who you want to denigrate):

1. Make coffee using corporate coffee-pod machine. I recommend a medium roast like “Italian Blend”.
2. Pour out 1/3 of coffee.
3. Add 1.5 packets corporately supplied hot chocolate mix and stir.
4. Top off with half-and-half from corporately stocked fridge.
5. Drink quickly, before you have time to think about what you’re imbibing, and watch fingers skitter over keyboard.