Category: Food

Genius Lebanese Eggs

The Wayward Chef just turned me on to this brilliant way of cooking eggs: Heat up a little olive oil in a nonstick pan, slide in a couple of eggs, and then almost immediately douse them in a quarter-cup of lemon juice and crumbled-up dried mint. Cover and simmer a few minutes, et voila–you have these jiggly little things swimming in a super-tasty broth that tastes very, very good for you. In fact, it’s a clever melding of two things I associate with convalescing: poached eggs and mint tea. We weren’t even sick (OK–maybe a little hung over) when we had ours for dinner with buttered pita, and a couple of olives, for extra salt. Hit the spot. Thank you, Levant.

“I know you like bacon…”

Thoughtful Tal, who bought me the bacon Band-Aids (ooh, I used one! It made my whole finger look like an open wound from far away, but up close it was cool), just sent me an email with this subject heading, and this link: Bacon Exotic Candy Bar. Fascinating.

I had the most delicious chocolate chess pie sprinkled with sea salt at the Queen’s Hideaway last night (the only restaurant I’ve ever eaten pie in where it actually tasted as good as it does when made at home–Millicent kicks serious pastry ass). As one of my fellow diners pointed out, ending with the salty finish makes you feel surprisingly satisfied–and not like you have to scour the plate for the last bit of sweet treat.

So a bacon candy bar is the next logical step, I suppose. Can I put it on a sandwich with lettuce and tomato? That would be the ultimate…

Fergus Henderson, I love you!

noseI am chronically late to the party. Telling Fergus Henderson how much I adore him is like saying, “Dang, that OutKast makes me want to shake it!” or “Sex and the City–so true, sister!” or even “The Internet! What a genius invention!”

FH has been on my radar since I worked at Prune in…2002?!…and of course we made his marrow bones with the parsley.

But I only really read his cookbook (yes, the one that really cool people had bought in England years before it was released here in 2004; I saw a British copy at Ali’s in 2002, at least) just now. Like, just this minute. Well, a little flipping through and sighing, and reading aloud to no one in particular a month or so ago. But just now I was sitting and reading, and practically weeping with love.

Just like one of my early favorite cookbooks, Soul Food: Classic Cuisine from the Deep South, FH uses “your” liberally, as in “Shred your cold brisket…” and “Cover your trotter with water…” It’s the cookbook equivalent of using “the” with diseases–the rheumatism, the meningitis. It conveys a lovely familiarity that makes you want to do everything the person says, and not be afraid in the least. (Hey, whoa! The author of that soul food cookbook is Sheila Ferguson–coincidence? I think not.)

So I could go through, quoting all the most lovable turns of phrase in Nose to Tail Eating (oh, yeah, that’s the name of the book, if you’re one of the three people who missed it), but…well, actually, I can’t. There are too many–from the equating of capers in the parsley dressing to raisins in raisin bran on to the final recipe, called simply “A Miracle” (“Here is a cure for any overindulgence, taught to me by my wise father.” And then it involves Fernet Branca and creme de menthe–holy crap), he’s just a lovely writer who builds this gentle, loving relationship with the food at every turn.

A warning: This book is not for the last-minute cook. The first time I flipped through, on the morning of a big dinner, all I encountered were warnings along the lines of “a dish which likes to be made a day before eating.” Perhaps the most extreme example is Dried Salted Pig’s Liver, Radishes, and Boiled eggs, which “requires 5 weeks’ advance thought.” Perhaps one of those weeks is set aside entirely for psyching yourself up to eat dried salted pig’s liver, but no matter–I trust.

But the Fish Pie recipe was the one, I think, that made me really, truly swoon: “Even just writing this recipe down, its soothing qualities have quite restored me from the fragile state in which I was.”

Fergus Henderson has Parkinson’s disease, to the point where he can no longer cook. It breaks my heart that someone with such a love, such an appetite, can’t hold a knife, and can’t commune with food the same intimate way he used to. His fragile state is chronic.

But his mind is still sharp. I see he has just written a second book: Beyond Nose to Tail: More Omnivorous Recipes for the Adventurous Cook.

I’ll be reviewing that in about five years. Mark your calendars.

(Until then, visit the St. John Restaurant website, which has a Warholian series of videos posted.)

Foraging

I went to catch the M60 bus yesterday, and the city has dressed up the traffic island on Astoria Boulevard–I think it’s optimistically named Christopher Columbus Square–with some planters.

What’s in them? The usual decorative cabbage, but also: chili plants!

I deemed the planters a safe distance from the club across the street–no one would really stagger across five lanes of traffic to come pee on these plants, would they? Passersby pretended not to notice my snipping off some sprigs from each plant. (Well, and also hacking at the stem of the tougher plant with the edge of my house key.)

As I was clutching my extemporaneous bouquet and waiting for the bus, I noticed an anti-Columbus Day flyer stuck to the post. So, was stealing New World food from Columbus Square a power-to-the-people move, or just perpetuating European exploitation? Discuss.

The setting is quintessential (by which I mean fugly) Queens:

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That’s the sprawling expressway, and the Jim & Paul Halvatzis billboard in the back. (Sadly, the angle was all wrong to work in Lattos, Lattos & DiPippo.)

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And there’s the N line, and the train just coming into view.

Me in the New York Post

Despite the fact that I miscomplimented the reporter on the “Unfitney!” headline (that was the brilliant work of a competing local tabloid w/r/t Brit’s loss of custody), I still came out looking fairly OK in this article on supper clubs in today’s New York Post. (Lucky I didn’t have to get my picture taken underneath a table.) A good, informative article about the trend, seeing how I actually am too busy at SND to go to other people’s parties.

[[Criticism of misspelling of my name redacted. Web publishing is miraculous!]]

Sunday Night Dinner on the Brian Lehrer Show

Tamara was on WNYC earlier today talking about how some New Yorkers prefer to hang out and eat at home, instead of going to fancy restaurants–crazy, I know! But when you’re picking between fancy restaurant and dinner in Tamara’s backyard, well, the choice is pretty clear.

Listen up here:

For those of you just stopping by, “supper club” is not code for “crazy sex romp,” as some people commenting online seem to think. What the…? Can someone explain to me what era that euphemism is from?

Astoria Breaking News: Philoxenia, new patisserie

You heard it here first (maybe–I’m too lazy to check other blogs):

1) Philoxenia, the brief but beloved place on 23rd Ave, appears to be reopening on 34th Avenue, in the space that, geez, four years ago was a great Peruvian bar, Gustavo’s, and hasn’t been anything since. Philoxenia was a little Greek place that was super-home-style and felt like eating in someone’s living room. And, it turned out, you kind of were–apparently the space was not at all zoned for resto use. I hope they make it in the new space–it’s surprisingly large, with a big bar up front, and quite a lot of seating in the back.

2) New patisserie, called La Brioche d’Or, about to open on Steinway right next to the Little Morocco sandwich joint, immediately north of the little T-intersection with 24th Avenue. You know in my fantasy this is just the guys from Le Petit Prince reopening under a new name. Damn, that would be sweet. But it would also rock if there was a Franco-Maghrebi pastry joint in the neighborhood.

Which reminds me–it’s Ramadan. So don’t go to Steinway during daylight hours and expect service with a smile, or even service at all. Just wait till the sun sets, and then the party gets started. (Ramadan will be done in the second week of October.)

And, totally unrelated, my alpine strawberry plants had four little fruits on them! They taste just like fake strawberry flavor, just like I remember when I went berry-picking in Norway. So delicious, in a confusing, maybe-I-shouldn’t-really-like-this way.