Hot on the heels of off-topic discussion of the Thighble and the Pentaturkey comes Christvertising–not just a genius portmanteau word, but a hot new marketing movement!

I am so out of touch with the rest of America–that scary part of America that’s taking Huckabee and Romney seriously, according to all the godless news sources I follow–that I found myself believing this was a true service. Never mind that I received the link from Mr., er, Dr. Van Pelt himself. But it’s not so far-fetched that he would take a job as a spokesman for a Christian marketing service. I’d better get out more.