Sushi is not my forte. I get all worried when I start reading how-tos, because they’re very persnickety, and there doesn’t seem to be much wiggle room at all.
Then I found this site: Make My Sushi. First I watched the “funny sushi video” (link in the left column), then I read about how to pick fish. I had laughed enough that when it came to the part about slicing up carrots in a very precise way, I didn’t immediately run screaming. I’m also fascinated by the process for making tamago, the little omelet slabs.
I still haven’t found the promised “pictures of celebrities enjoying their sushi in partial nudity,” but maybe I haven’t looked hard enough yet…