Because I just do exactly what Jeff does, I’m serializing this CMCM (see, I can use acronyms too!) story. It got way too long. I’m not too hot with the cliffhangers, though. (Doesn’t work with meals: Omigod, what was next? Dessert?!)

Wanted to go back and edit to warn ya, but the editing function has been acting very funny for me recently (ever since the Pedro-and-Eyal faux pas–karma?).