Know thyself through StatCounter:

The other day I went to wallow in the puddle of which-100-people-have-loved-me-most-recently-and-why, and discovered that Roving Gastronome is the very first result when you Google “If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing.” I have succeeded in this world. Now I just want to know: who was doing the Googling?

(Also, I’ve noticed quite a lot of people Google “shrimp tacos.” Smart cookies.)

Oh crap: real-time disappointment. I seem to have lost my position. It’s like I never existed. Was it all just a dream?