…but maybe I should pay more attention to soccer.

I clicked on the headline Maradona ‘sedated and recovering’. Not sure why, but I at least know who Maradona is, and if something awful had happened to him, it would be a sad day for the Argentines.

After the lede, we get this sentence:

The 46-year-old’s personal physician said his ill health was brought on by excessive smoking, drinking and eating.

Now that is a sportsman I can get behind! Way to go, Maradona.