White People Love Dinner Parties!

Stuff White People Like gave a shoutout to dinner parties recently. With 743 comments and counting, it seems to have struck a special chord.

This is either bad for my professional future (I am engaging in something that everyone is about to be _totally over_), or it’s really really good–I mean, there are tons of white people in the world, right? And a lot of them need me and Tamara to tell them how to have dinner parties.

First, of course, we’d tell them that they don’t have to worry about most of the crap mentioned in the SWPL post. In fact, leave out the Us Weekly! My god–what kind of beasts would scour their house clean of Us Weekly to impress their friends? They need new friends!